Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Can’t Blame White People - Bill Cosby

They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English.

I can’t even talk the way these people talk:

Why you ain’t,

Where you is,

What he drive,

Where he stay,

Where he work,

Who you be…

And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.

And then I heard the father talk

Everybody knows it’s important to speak English…

except these knuckleheads.

Mushmouth is what they speak!?

You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.

People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education,

and now we’ve got these knuckleheads throwing that all away.?

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.

These people are not parenting.

They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what?

And they won’t spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.

I am talking about these people who cry

when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was 2?

Where were you when he was 12?

Where were you when he was 18?

And, how come you didn’t know that he had a pistol?

And where is the father?

Or who is his father?

People putting their clothes on backward:

Isn’t that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward,

pants down around the crack,

isn’t that a sign of something?

They’re walking around with their nasty underwear showing, and

holding onto their pants to keep them from falling to the ground!

Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?

Isn’t it a sign of something

when she has her dress all the way up to her panty line,

and got all types of needle piercings

going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from?

We are not Africans.

Those people are not Africans;

they don’t know a thing about Africa .

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education

is no longer the white person’s problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed.

Today a woman has eight children

with eight different ‘husbands’ –

or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players

who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players

who can’t write two paragraphs.

We as black folks have to do a better job.

Someone working at Wal-Mart

with seven kids saying…

you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other

to a higher standard.

We cannot blame the white people any longer.

It is not for media or anyone of this time

anymore to say whether I’m right or wrong.

It is time, ladies and gentlemen,

to look at the numbers.

Fifty percent of our children are dropping out

of high school.

Sixty percent of the incarcerated males

happen to be illiterate. There’s a correlation.

Tell the media to stop asking me what I think about people who don’t believe what I’m saying or feel that I’m too harsh or feel that I’m just running my mouth because I’m old.

Seventy percent of the teenagers pregnant happen to be African American girls.

Don’t ask me to soften my message.

-Bill Cosby

Telephone Problems

A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house.

The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned, and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found the following clues:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning, and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Moral: All of which goes to demonstrate that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Funny Email,s Humor(Sign language)

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and spots another man (Veli) on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.

He points at his eye meaning “I”, points at his knee meaning, “need”, and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor (Veli) nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts,” What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!”

The other guy says, “I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I’m coming.

Hips Don´t Lie Bamboo (FIFA WORLD CUP 2006)




Shakira performed before the start of the World Cup Soccer Final in Berlin. They released a special Mix of Hips Don’t Lie.


Lyrics Hips Dont lie

dance like this
She makes a man want to speak spanish
Como se llama (SI) bonita (SI)
Mi casa (SHAKIRA SHAKIRA) su casa
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And i’m on tonight
You know my hips dont lie
And i’m starting to feel it’s right
ay ay ay to the bamboooo
La gloria te esta esperando
Latino! Africano! Asiatico! Americano!
Tu Dios te esta mirando!
BamboooOOOooo
Tembaleuoluwaaluweee
Anubaleee le balooo
Levanlevaaandaa laoooo
No Fighting tonight!
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a fan want to speak spanish
Como se llama (SI) bonita (SI)
Mi casa (SHAKIRA SHAKIRA) su casa
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And i’m on tonight
You know my hips dont lie
And i’m starting to feel you boy
ay ay ay to the bamboooo
La gloria te esta esperando
I know i’m on tonight
So my hips dont lie
And i’m starting to feel it’s right
Come on let’s go, let’s go
Tu Dios te esta mirando!
Baila en la calle de noche…
Baila en la calle de dia…
Baila en la calle de noche…
Juega en la calle de dia…
People in the front, DONT FIGHT TONIGHT!
People in the side, DONT FIGHT TONIGHT!
People in the back, DONT FIGHT TONIGHT!
Dont fight tonight!
Dont fight tonight!
Let’s go…
I’m a student of Pele, call me Pele player.
Eleven on the field with the heart of a gladiator
one GOAL
two GOAL
three GOAL
GOAL!
Imma play til my knees grow low
one GOAL
two GOAL
three GOAL
GOAL!
Everybody in the final state go
And my futbol jersey says maradonna
And the crowd chants, sounds like spirits from Africa
BamboooOOOooo
Tembaleuoluwaaluweee
Anubaleee le.

Shakira calls for peace


Saturday, July 29, 2006

New Shakira Photos and Cards

Shakira  Si Te Vas

There are new pics in our Photo Album. Have a look.. Hope you like them.

posted by shakiraweb at 1:52 pm

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Shakira calls for peace

Shakira Close Up

Shakira called for a cease-fire before her concert in Athens last thursday:

“Its urgent that there is an international diplomatic intervention and an immediate cease-fire. I am sad, I guess like the rest of the world is, to know that because of this conflict so many innocent mothers and children are dying. I just want a call from my generation to the US leaders and the super power countries’ leaders to stop this war because we all know that they can stop it. I just hope that there is an international diplomatic intervention right away. We want something better for our kids; the kids in Colombia, the kids in Israel, the kids of Palestine, the kids of the world, because I believe in only one human race…

There is a lot that we need to start doing in order to survive as a community and as one human race.”

New Shakira Photos and Cards

There are new shakira photos, pictures in our Shakira Photo Album. Have a look.. Hope you like them. New Photos Of Shakira